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Stay Among the Living With the Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Survive the Zombie Apocalypse With Knifes
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* Fight your way to freedom when the apocalypse comes
* Includes three knives, two machetes and an axe
* It’s what you need to survive

Are you ready for the inevitable zombie uprising? Don’t be found making excuses at the onset of the apocalypse. With the Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit, you can be ready to fight your way to freedom (whichever deserted island it is found to be) and triumph when every other poor, unprepared soul falls.

This comprehensive zombie-ready kit includes three knives, two machetes, a parang and a high performance axe for slicing and dicing your undead foes. Always ready to go in its sturdy canvas carrying case, this weapon array has a tool for every killing preference. You’ll even have enough weapons left over to arm your closest friends and family when the time comes.

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Your choice of knives include the Gerber LMF II Infantry, the Gerber DMF folder, and the Gerber Epic. Each of the military standard knives boasts enough cutting power to comfortably take on any hungry zombie. With the built-in bottle opener, you won’t miss out on a pre/post zombie killing beer bust to help take the edge off.

It’s important to remember that post-apocalyptic life isn’t all killing zombies. That’s why Gerber has also included machetes, Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang, and a high performance axe, all of which can provide sturdy cutting power and are useful for other daily tasks. Whether you have to cut down trees for firewood, build your new remote forest hut, or even make your way into the deep jungle to evade your zombie pursuers, you’ll always be equipped.

When the apocalypse comes, it’s going to get tough for everyone (except the zombies, zombies don’t care about much). This combat kit will help you crush zombies and survive in the post-apocalyptic world.

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