It’s no surprise Amazon is one of the most successful and impressive companies in the world. When it comes to online shopping, the retail giant has everything you need whether it’s food, fashion or furniture. In case you need a break from your day-to-day shopping needs, we’ve compiled 15 of the craziest things you can buy from Amazon. Brace yourself and happy shopping!
1. Loftus Fake Poo Toy
Loftus’ 4-inch soft rubber fake poop is so realistic it’s downright hysterical. Just set it on someone’s toilet seat and prepare for uncontrollable laughter. With nearly a perfect 5-star rating on Amazon, this fake poo toy is probably the best gag gift you’ll ever buy.
2. Hittime Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Gross or genius? This Nose Shower Gel Dispenser from Hittime will leave you squeaky clean, as your favorite shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. It makes for a unique gift for someone in need of some humorous hygiene.
3. Nu-Health Sheep Placenta
Hollywood has a new anti-aging obsession and it’s…sheep placenta. How’d you know? Take 2 capsules daily and see for yourself if these supplements give you lustrous hair and supple, radiant skin–or as celebrities call it, “the tissue of youth”.
4. Go Girl Female Urination Device
Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you really need to go, but can’t find a reliable restroom or portable potty, don’t panic. Simply whip out the discreet Go Girl Female Urination Device and breathe a sigh of relief.
5. Cookin’ with Coolio
Not many people know the rapper spent most of his time in the kitchen growing up. Since he was 10 years old, Coolio started crafting his 30-minute meals and now with his book, Ghetto Gourmet, you can experience 5-star meals at 1-star prices–all in the comfort of your own home with recipes like “Soul Rolls” and “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken”.
6. CandyMafia 2 lbs Lemon Starburst
If you have a hankering for yellow Starbursts, it’s your lucky day. CandyMafia is selling two pounds of lemon flavored Starbursts that you can eat to your heart’s content.
7. Latex Animal Dog Head Mask
Never worry about having a bad hair day again. Made from 100% natural latex, this dog mask fits kids to adults, and is roomy enough to not be stuffy. See through the nostrils or eyes and enjoy your mutt-velous mullet.
8. Kolight Face Slimming Mask
The Kolight Face Slimming Mask may look like a torture device, but it’s actually a face slimming, anti-wrinkle solution mask that doubles as an anti-gravity belt strap to firm facial muscles and prevent sagging skin.
9. Plug Duct Tape Tie
Looking to mix up your tie routine? Get noticed with this one-of-a-kind duct tape tie. Roll it out to reveal a 56-inch tie that you can wear anywhere.
10. Nasco Human Body Fat Replica
Ever wonder what human body fat looks like? Nasco created a replica that’s beautifully mounted on a base for display. At 1 lb., it looks and feel like the real deal – you know, in case you’ve always wanted to know how it feels, too.
11. Wallmonkeys Asian Man Wall Decal
Give that blank space on your wall a nice homey upgrade with Wallmonkeys’ Asian Man Wall Decal. Whether you use him to spruce up your office or put him in your living space, you’ll always have someone to keep you company.
12. ThinkGeek Canned Unicorn Meat
It’s true, unicorn meat does exist! This delicious protein is an excellent source of sparkles and…just kidding; there’s no meat here, just a stuffed mini (dead) unicorn toy inside. Jokes aside, this one-of-a-kind “meat” makes for a magical prank/gift for the unicorn lovers in your life.
13. Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
This almost too-real horse head is sure to conjure up laughs…or nightmares.
14. Pup-A-Razzi Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume
If you’ve ever wondered what your pup will look like as Marilyn Monroe – look no further than the Pup-A-Razzi Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume. It comes complete with a white dress, faux cleavage and a curly, platinum blonde wig.
15. Deluxe Comfort Boyfriend Pillow
Who needs a boyfriend when the Boyfriend Pillow gives you the best of both worlds: a snuggle buddy as well as firm sleeping support. You can even pair it with the Girlfriend Pillow that features curves contoured like those of a woman, including a bosom to rest your head on.
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