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What Not to Get Your Friends For The Holidays

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* Gross, wacky gifts that are sure to get a laugh
* Creamed possum, dad bod fanny packs, and more
* All worth the gag at under $20

There’s some horrible, wacky gifts out there that you definitely should not give to your friends this holiday. You certainly don’t want any of your friends to unwrap some gross, useless (hilarious) gift this year. Just so you don’t get any ideas, here’s six of the best worst gifts you can get.

1. BluePirate Creamed Possum

This gag can of creamed possum contains fresh roadkill and coon fat gravy, garnished with sweet potatoes. It’s a fresh highway-to-table dining experience no one wants.

[caption id="attachment_96563" align="aligncenter" width="370"]Funny Gift Possum Can Image courtesy of Amazon[/caption]

  

2. Prank Pack Ear Wax Candle

Instead of putting your real gift in an old Amazon box, put it in this hilarious ear wax candle making kit box. It features six sides of jokes, graphics, and real pictures showing an ear wax extraction device for candle making.

Funny Gift Earwax Candle Image courtesy of Amazon

  

3. Island Dogs A Sack of Sh*t

For people on the extra naughty list that don’t even deserve coal, get them this Sack of Sh*t. It comes with four different poops for one low price of $9.

[caption id="attachment_96567" align="aligncenter" width="839"]Gag Gift Bag of Poop Image courtesy of Amazon[/caption]

  

4. Rayki Dag Bag Fanny Pack

Everyone wants a sexy dad bod with that hairy gut hanging out from their shirt, but few are willing to put in the work (or don’t have the hair). This dad bag fanny pack instantly gives you that sought-after gut, and doubles as a handy place to store your phone, keys and beer.

[caption id="attachment_96568" align="aligncenter" width="450"]Dad Bod Fanny Pack Image courtesy of Amazon[/caption]

  

5. Fairly Odd Novelties Potty Putter Toilet Game

Sitting on the john can get pretty boring. This Potty Putter gives you something fun to do, and lets you practice your swing. It’s ideal for the friend who loves golf, extra long bathroom breaks, or both.

[caption id="attachment_96569" align="aligncenter" width="331"]Toilet Golf Potty Putter Image courtesy of Amazon[/caption]

  

6. Haha Brand Snittens (Snot Mittens)

For the friend that’s always outside in the winter cold with a runny nose and watery eyes some the Snittens. The super-absorbent material is perfect for wiping away snot and tears, so he can stop using his sleeve (or tissues).

Funny Gifts Snot Mittens Image courtesy of Amazon

  

The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide 2017