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15 Craziest Things We Spotted on Amazon

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* Discover some of the zaniest products to hit Amazon
* From the unique and funny to the absurd and gross
* Products include beauty, food, toys and fashion

It’s no surprise Amazon is one of the most successful and impressive companies in the world. When it comes to online shopping, the retail giant has everything you need whether it’s food, fashion or furniture. In case you need a break from your day-to-day shopping needs, we’ve compiled 15 of the craziest things you can buy from Amazon. Brace yourself and happy shopping!

1. Loftus Fake Poo Toy

Loftus’ 4-inch soft rubber fake poop is so realistic it’s downright hysterical. Just set it on someone’s toilet seat and prepare for uncontrollable laughter. With nearly a perfect 5-star rating on Amazon, this fake poo toy is probably the best gag gift you’ll ever buy.

Fake Poop Toy Loftus Photo courtesy of Amazon


2. Hittime Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Gross or genius? This Nose Shower Gel Dispenser from Hittime will leave you squeaky clean, as your favorite shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. It makes for a unique gift for someone in need of some humorous hygiene.

Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser Hittime Photo courtesy of Amazon


3. Nu-Health Sheep Placenta

Hollywood has a new anti-aging obsession and it’s…sheep placenta. How’d you know? Take 2 capsules daily and see for yourself if these supplements give you lustrous hair and supple, radiant skin–or as celebrities call it, “the tissue of youth”.

Sheep Placenta Nu-Health Photo courtesy of Amazon


4. Go Girl Female Urination Device

Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you really need to go, but can’t find a reliable restroom or portable potty, don’t panic. Simply whip out the discreet Go Girl Female Urination Device and breathe a sigh of relief.

Female Urination Device Go Girl Photo courtesy of Amazon


5. Cookin’ with Coolio

Not many people know the rapper spent most of his time in the kitchen growing up. Since he was 10 years old, Coolio started crafting his 30-minute meals and now with his book, Ghetto Gourmet, you can experience 5-star meals at 1-star prices–all in the comfort of your own home with recipes like “Soul Rolls” and “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken”.

Cookin' with Coolio Book Photo courtesy of Amazon


6. CandyMafia 2 lbs Lemon Starburst

If you have a hankering for yellow Starbursts, it’s your lucky day. CandyMafia is selling two pounds of lemon flavored Starbursts that you can eat to your heart’s content.

Lemon Starburst Photo courtesy of Pinterest


7. Latex Animal Dog Head Mask

Never worry about having a bad hair day again. Made from 100% natural latex, this dog mask fits kids to adults, and is roomy enough to not be stuffy. See through the nostrils or eyes and enjoy your mutt-velous mullet. 

dog head costume mask Image courtesy of Amazon


8. Kolight Face Slimming Mask

The Kolight Face Slimming Mask may look like a torture device, but it’s actually a face slimming, anti-wrinkle solution mask that doubles as an anti-gravity belt strap to firm facial muscles and prevent sagging skin.

Kolight Face Slimming Mask Photo courtesy of Amazon


9. Plug Duct Tape Tie

Looking to mix up your tie routine? Get noticed with this one-of-a-kind duct tape tie. Roll it out to reveal a 56-inch tie that you can wear anywhere.

Duct Tape Tie Plug Photo courtesy of Amazon


10. Nasco Human Body Fat Replica

Ever wonder what human body fat looks like? Nasco created a replica that’s beautifully mounted on a base for display. At 1 lb., it looks and feel like the real deal – you know, in case you’ve always wanted to know how it feels, too.

[caption id="attachment_56148" align="aligncenter" width="400"]Human Body Fat Replica Nasco Photo courtesy of Amazon[/caption]


11. Wallmonkeys Asian Man Wall Decal

Give that blank space on your wall a nice homey upgrade with Wallmonkeys’ Asian Man Wall Decal. Whether you use him to spruce up your office or put him in your living space, you’ll always have someone to keep you company.

Asian Man Wall Decal Wallmonkeys Photo courtesy of Amazon


12. ThinkGeek Canned Unicorn Meat

It’s true, unicorn meat does exist! This delicious protein is an excellent source of sparkles and…just kidding; there’s no meat here, just a stuffed mini (dead) unicorn toy inside. Jokes aside, this one-of-a-kind “meat” makes for a magical prank/gift for the unicorn lovers in your life.

Unicorn Meat ThinkGeek Photo courtesy of Amazon


13. Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

This almost too-real horse head is sure to conjure up laughs…or nightmares.

Horse Head Mask Accoutrements Photo courtesy of Amazon


14. Pup-A-Razzi Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume

If you’ve ever wondered what your pup will look like as Marilyn Monroe – look no further than the Pup-A-Razzi Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume. It comes complete with a white dress, faux cleavage and a curly, platinum blonde wig.

Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume Pup-a-Razzi Photo courtesy of Amazon


15. Deluxe Comfort Boyfriend Pillow

Who needs a boyfriend when the Boyfriend Pillow gives you the best of both worlds: a snuggle buddy as well as firm sleeping support. You can even pair it with the Girlfriend Pillow that features curves contoured like those of a woman, including a bosom to rest your head on.

Boyfriend Pillow Deluxe Comfort Photo courtesy of Amazon

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