SPY Guide: The 9 Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters

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* Add some humor to your festive season
* Everything from meowing cats to the man of the moment
* Compete for your office’s ugly sweater competition

If you’re fed up with always taking second place at the annual ugly Christmas sweater party, perhaps it’s time to up your game. To help you out, these are the ugliest Christmas concoctions found on the internet. They are simply extra. And they’ll inject some juice into your sweater game, putting you in a prime position for taking home top prize. This list features everything from the birthday boy himself to Christmas cats and even Rick and Morty.

1. Meowy Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater

Me-wow! This Christmas cracker features a festive cat dressed in a santa hat, red bow tie and cute red gloves on the front. The kitten is also accompanied by a “Meowy Christmas” banner and Christmas snowflakes all around. It’s the ideal sweater for all the cat lovers out there.

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2. Birthday Boy Sweater

Wish Jesus a happy birthday with this rather unusual, but original, sweater. Sporting Christmas trees, trumpeting angels and snowflakes surrounding the recognizable face of the birthday boy himself, this sweater is sure to receive a few smiles around the office.

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3. Drinking Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater

You aren’t the only one who likes a drink on Christmas. This year Santa will be joining in and bringing the drinks along with him, so long as you’ve filled his mug. This quirky sweater has Santa carrying drinks with both hands, one of which is a beer mug that doubles as a bottle pocket. That way you can easily carry your festive tipple.

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4. 1-800 Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater

If you’re obsessed with Drake’s hit 1-800 Hotline Bling, this is absolutely the sweater you need for Christmas 2017. It’s got the dancing man on the front, handing out gifts along with an atrocious border on the top and the bottom. Plus, this is more of a sweatshirt than a sweater, which may be more comfortable for you.

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5. Santa Jersey Ugly Christmas Sweater

Hockey fans are sure to love this ugly Christmas sweater. Feel like you’re a part of Santa’s team by sporting a sweater jersey. Light blue with “Santa” slashed across the front, you’ll don number 25. The decorative lacing on the collar adds a little special something to this hideous, but fun, design.

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6. Crackling Fireplace Christmas Sweater

This sweater is about to become a Christmas classic. When you first purchase it, you might think it’s just a picture of a fireplace, but look more closely and you’ll notice a cell phone-sized pocket. Download a free app for a video of cackling fire, then insert your phone into the viewing pocket and viola! You’re wearing a working fireplace!

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7. Rick and Morty Happy Human Holiday Sweater

Join Rick, Morty and Ruben for Christmas with a sweater adventure. Inspired by the “Anatomy Park” episode, this seemingly normal scene could be confused as a perfectly normal sweater, until you turn around to reveal an exploding Reuben and the words “Giant Naked Sky Santa Has Exploded.” This is the best way to show your appreciation for the cult cartoon this Christmas.

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8. Grinch Holiday Sweater

A Grinch holiday sweater is always a solid bet to whip out for your party. The unisex sweater lets you know that while the Grinch may be a mean one, you’re just here to have a good time.

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9. Whoopi Booty Shakin’ Sweater

Sometimes Santa needs to get down too! He’s got his butt jiggling and some pep in his step on this ugly Christmas sweater. Designed by the ever-festive Whoopi Goldberg, this boxy blue top would work for both men and women.

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