Humorous Holidays: 9 Funny Christmas Sweaters To Wear Right Now

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* From puns to off-color innuendo
* Funny, inappropriate sweaters for your parties
* Makes a great, unexpected gift too

The winter holidays, while they can be among the most stressful times of the year, can also, thankfully, be the funniest time of the year. When it comes to lightening up the family holiday time or the infamous office party, these hilarious Christmas sweaters have got you covered.

1. Awkward Styles I Got Hos Sweater

What makes Santa so jolly? This “I Got Hos” Christmas sweater may have the answer.

i got hos sweater Courtesy Amazon


2. TeeStars I Touch My Elf Sweater

This sweater has a particularly touching holiday message. Bring on the mistletoe!

touch my elf sweater Courtesy Amazon


3. TeeStars Go Jesus Sweater

This Jesus-themed sweater plays off a popular meme, inspired by the opening refrain of that memorable 50 Cent song.

go Jesus its your birthday sweater Courtesy Amazon


4. iApparel Make Christmas Great Again Sweatshirt

If you like your Christmas sweaters brash (or controversial) then this one probably Trumps the rest.

trump christmas sweater Courtesy Amazon


5. Fresh Tees Merry Chrithmith Sweater

Fresh from Fresh Tees, this Mike Tyson-themed Christmas Sweater wishes you a very Merry Chrithmith from the famously soft-spoken boxer.

merry chrithmith sweater Courtesy Amazon


6. 3 Santas Let’s Get Baked Sweater

What do Gingerbread men do for fun? Get baked, of course. Careful, this one may give you the munchies.

lets get baked sweater Courtesy Amazon


7. Tipsy Elves North Swole Sweater

A soft and very form-fitting sweater great for rubbing in your friends’ and relatives’ faces if you’re the only one who stuck to their last New Years’ diet and/or training resolutions.

north swole sweater Courtesy Amazon


8. Tipsy Elves Yellow Snow Sweater

The first thing every Elf learns in Elf Basic Training: Never eat the yellow snow!

yellow snow sweater Courtesy Amazon


9. Tipsy Elves Ask Your Mom Sweater

Like the best of Holiday jokes, this sweater is either hilarious or horrible taste, or both, depending on context. A wink is all it takes, and endless Santa-innuendo can ensue.

ask your mom Christmas Sweater Courtesy Amazon

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