Go Green This St. Patrick’s Day With One of These Hilarious T-Shirts for Men

Ah, St. Patrick’s Day. It’s the one day of the year when it’s perfectly acceptable — nay, encouraged — to act like a drunken fool. Unlike other holidays, dressing up on Saint Paddy’s is practically mandatory: show up at your school or work without sporting anything green and you’re likely to receive a few pinches (and maybe a noogie or two). Fortunately, because having the right attire is so important, there are tons of great St. Patrick’s Day shirts you can order online.

From cute and cuddly shirts to NSFW options and a few historical references thrown in for good measure, we’ve gathered up eight of our favorite St. Patrick’s Day shirts for men. Now you don’t have to scramble to put on something green at the last minute. And while you’re preparing for St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget to pick up some quality Irish whiskey for your celebrations. Outside of green beer, nothing says Saint Paddy’s like a shot of Jameson.

1. Dat Lass Tho

FUNNIEST SHIRT

For when you want a shirt people will surely notice (and raise their glass to), this hilarious T-shirt is a must. Made from a mix of cotton and polyester, it comes in a classic fit with double-needle sleeves and an extremely vibrant and crisp graphic. Black not your color? No problem. It’s also available in white, gray and orange. Sizes tend to fit tight, so be sure to check the measuring chart before you order.

2. Go Home Snakes, You’re Drunk

BEST HISTORICAL REFERENCE

Bring a little class to your St. Paddy’s activities with this fun (and comfy) tee. Made from US-grown cotton (fancy that!), this one-of-a-kind design is expertly screen printed on each and every shirt, resulting in a higher-quality graphic that’ll last longer. Unlike other generic tees, these are made from extra comfy high-strung cotton. In other words, they look great, and they feel great.

3. Peanuts Snoopy Lucky Clovers Shirt

CUTEST SHIRT

Because who doesn’t love Snoopy (and Woodstock)? This adorable Peanuts-inspired is one of the few that doesn’t come in green, but don’t worry about getting pinched — there’s plenty of green in the design. This officially licensed Peanuts shirt is surprisingly breathable and fits like a glove, so there’s really no need to worry about ordering the wrong size.

4. Ireland Shamrock T-Shirt

BEST CLASSIC SHIRT

Show your Irish pride with this classic T-shirt featuring the unmistakable green, white and orange flag with the Irish clover. Made from super comfy soft poly-cotton, it’s without a doubt one of the comfiest shirts on our list. A great generic option that’s great for everyone, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Bonus: Unlike the other shirts, this one works for other Irish-themed events too, including sports games and U2 concerts!

5. Star Wars Lack Of Green Celtic St. Patrick’s Graphic T-Shirt

BEST FOR NERDS

This tee combines two of our favorite things in one: Star Wars and St. Paddy’s! Featuring Darth Vader and two sinister-looking stormtroopers, this shirt is sure to be a hit as you embark on your bar-hopping festivities with your friends. Available in three different types of green, it also makes a great gift idea for those Star Wars fans in your life. Purchase it, you must.

6. Zero Lucks Given St. Patrick’s Day Lucky Irish T-Shirt

BEST DOUBLE-TAKE

Are you more of a minimalist who doesn’t mind some smart writing? Then this tee is for ye. “Zero Lucks Given” is a straightforward message which also translates to the perfect mantra for St. Patrick’s Day. Witty and comfy, this awesome shirt comes in a range of colors (five to be exact) and is a great option to help you celebrate in style.

7. Day Drinking Made Me Do It

MOST HONEST

Had way too many beers and a blackout? Woke up to a dozen messages of friends asking where you went after the last round? Realized you slept on someone else’s couch, but still don’t know the owner? If you answered yes to any (or all) of these questions, then “Day Drinking Made Me Do It” is the St. Patrick’s tee for you. Available in a range of colors, it’s made from 100% cotton and fits like a charm (get it?). Best of all, it works for other occasions, too.

8. Lucky The Leprechaun Shirt

LUCKIEST SHIRT

As far as leprechauns go, few are as popular or adorable as Lucky the Leprechaun. Sure, it may not come with Lucky Charms, but this is one shirt that’s sure to garner a few smiles. Made from soft poly-cotton, it features a more vintage design, so you won’t have to worry about it looking worn over time. Sizes range from small to extra-extra large, so you’re sure to find the right fit.