Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you just can’t ignore ‘em. Some say they’re an eyesore. We say they’re a welcome sight! That’s right, folks. It’s officially holiday sweater season.
While the winter holidays can be one of the most stressful times of the year, they can also be the funniest. When it comes to lightening up the family mood or bringing a laugh to the infamous office party, these hilarious Christmas sweaters have got you covered. From sweaters that will make guests and fellow party-goers uncomfortable to sweaters that will likely scare away potential dates, we have a holiday sweater for every party situation. Check out our 10 favorite laugh-out-loud styles below and get ready to bring some life to your next holiday party. You might, however, want to avoid wearing any of these to the office holiday party. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
1. Single and Ready to Jingle
Great for breaking the ice (or creating a little more awkwardness), this funny sweater is sure to make a statement at your next holiday party. Made with 100% polyester, this sweater is available in both red and black. Pair with some dark denim and a festive Santa’s hat for a hilariously understated holiday party outfit.
2. Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater
Sometimes, amid all the chaos and capitalism, it can be hard to remember the true meaning of Christmas. This hilarious happy bday sweater is made with durable reinforced seams for added comfort and comes in green. If you’re looking to stand out from the crowd with a unique and hilarious sweater this year, this Birthday Boy sweater is a must-have pick.
3. Big Package Christmas Sweater
A great gag gift for that friend/acquaintance/co-worker who orders way too many items off of Amazon Prime, this hilarious holiday sweater is made from 100% Acrylic and is sure to turn a few heads. Featuring an all blue backdrop with a (mostly) naked Santa lying across the chest, this sweater option comes in blue and is available with Prime shipping for all the procrastinators out there.
4. Awkward Styles I Got Ho’s Sweater
What makes Santa so jolly? This “I Got Hos” Christmas sweater may have the answer. Available in a range of colors from red and green to blue, black and gray, this cotton and polyester blend sweatshirt is great for making a statement at your next holiday party. And at only $25, it’s one of the most affordable sweaters on our list, too.
5. TeeStars I Touch My Elf Sweater
This sweater has a particularly touching holiday message. Bring on the mistletoe! Available in a range of colors, this hilarious sweatshirt will get you some laughs, some head shakes, and some disapproving looks, but hey, every party needs that guy! Reviewers say it fits true to size and is comfortable thanks to its 50/50 cotton/polyester blend.
6. iApparel Make Christmas Great Again Sweatshirt
If you like your Christmas sweaters brash (or controversial) then this one probably Trumps the rest. Featuring an all black base with our current President’s face (complete with Santa hat and dollar signs), this sweater is almost guaranteed to start an argument somewhere.
7. Fresh Tees Merry Chrithmith Sweater
Fresh from Fresh Tees, this Mike Tyson-themed Christmas Sweater wishes you a very Merry Chrithmith from the famously soft-spoken boxer. Featuring Tyson’s handsome mug on the stomach (complete with face tattoo) as well as some boxing gloves and a handful of snow flakes, this all black sweater is great for the sports or Hangover enthusiast in every friend group.
8. Tipsy Elves North Swole Sweater
A soft and very form-fitting sweater great for rubbing in your friends’ and relatives’ faces if you’re the only one who stuck to their last New Years’ diet and/or training resolutions. Made from 100% acrylic, this sweater won’t breathe as well as the cotton options, but the swole Santa caricatureand the green base with red trim make it a showstopper. At $65, it’s our most expensive sweater featured on our list, but with the price tag comes exclusivity. You won’t run into anyone with a matching sweater if you walk into the party with this one.
9. Tipsy Elves Yellow Snow Sweater
The first thing every Elf learns in Elf Basic Training: Never eat the yellow snow! Featuring a much more classic holiday sweater styling, with assorted snow flakes and red holiday trimming, this hilarious sweatshirt catches Santa red handed. And with 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon (out of 243 reviews) it’s safe to say this is a well-loved piece of holiday cheer.
10. Tipsy Elves Ask Your Mom Sweater
Like the best of Holiday jokes, this sweater is either hilarious or horrible, or both, depending on context. A wink is all it takes, and endless Santa-innuendos can ensue. Featuring a black base with candy cane piping around the neck, wrists and waist, there’s a reason we chose this sweater as the featured image; it’s just that good. Go ahead and cause a stir by showing up to your next holiday party in this hilariously offensive sweater.