33 Funny Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Will Make Your Mom Blush

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Is it really Christmas if you’re not wearing a funny ugly Christmas sweater? Some would say, “Please don’t make me wear one of these again!” And others, like us, would say it’s absolutely not Christmas without an ugly sweater party. There’s nothing more important than the ultimate funny festive sweater to ensure you have the best Christmas. 

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you just can’t ignore ‘em. Funny Christmas sweaters are a welcome sight at most Christmas or Hanukkah parties (yes, there are ugly Hanukkah sweaters, too). As December 25 approaches, it’s officially the beginning of Ugly Christmas Sweater season

While the winter holidays can be one of the most stressful times of the year, they can also be the funniest. When it comes to lightening up the family mood or bringing a laugh to the infamous office holiday party, these funny ugly Christmas sweaters will help everyone who sees you get into the Christmas spirit.

From sweaters that will make guests and fellow party-goers slightly uncomfortable to sweaters that will likely scare away potential dates, we have an ugly Christmas sweater for every party situation. Check out our 33 favorite laugh-out-loud men’s ugly sweaters below, and get ready to bring some life to your next holiday party. You might, however, want to avoid wearing many of these to the office holiday party. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

  

1. Tstars Go Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater

Go, Jesus! It’s your birthday. We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday. And, even on the other 364 days of the year, when it’s not your birthday, we might put this Tstars sweater on and throw a party anyway! There is no better reason to celebrate, gather with family and have a party than Christmas. Thanks to the birth of the big man, we have an excuse to celebrate, so let’s use it and wear this lovely green jumper while we’re at it.

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2. Star Wars Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater

May the Force be with you this Christmas, as you wear your Star Wars Stormtrooper Sweater. For all the Star Wars geeks out there, this is the ultimate Christmas sweater. It’s the one that will encourage an in-club comment from a neighboring fan and bring in the compliments from all around. Why not even get one for your son? After all, you are his father.

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3. *daisyboutique* Christmas Reindeer Cardigan Sweater

This cardigan sweater from *daisyboutique* is full of festivity and showcases some of your favorite holiday characters. Rudolph’s leading the bottom row, while Santa’s up top keeping your shoulders warm. Between them are some strips of other Christmas goodies, such as candy canes, snowflakes and Christmas trees. This cardigan sweater is a comfy Christmas montage, ready to wear.

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4. Lovekider Novelty Christmas Sweater

We know we already featured one cat sweater on this list of funny ugly Christmas sweaters, but we just couldn’t resist the way the Lovekider Novelty Christmas Sweater combines two of our favorite things — pizza and kittens. And while neither of those things necessarily go hand-in-hand with Christmas, this sweater pulls it off by adding a few pizza-hanging ornaments and kitten-sized Santa hats. It’s weird and wonderful, just like the festive season.

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5. Akalnny Family Matching Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Get matchy matchy with your family this Christmas, and embrace the holiday cheer. Why take on the embarrassment of wearing a cheesy Christmas sweater when you can share it with those around you? The Akalnny Matching Christmas Sweaters are available in a range of sizes to ensure that no family member has any excuse to miss out on the festive fun. We have to warn you, however, that these sweaters may lead to feelings of love and togetherness.

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6. Blizzard Bay Festive Llama Ugly Christmas Sweater

Who said that llama’s don’t celebrate Christmas? Surely, they do. And now, you can celebrate with them, too, by wearing this Blizzard Bay Festival Llama sweater. It has one bright white llama as the main feature surrounded by red and white festival patterns, including a strip of scenic llamas amongst the mountains of the sweater. This is the ideal ‘offend no one’ funny Christmas sweater (unless the people around you have a weird fear of llamas).

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7. V28 Christmas Santa and Snowflakes Sweater

The truth is that even the most simple of festive Christmas sweaters are pretty funny and borderline embarrassing. There’s no other time of year we’d dare wear such sweaters, and there’s a reason for that. Ease yourself into the realm of funny ugly Christmas sweaters with this V28 showcase of all things festive. As an added bonus, this sweater can be worn jokingly to an ugly Christmas sweater party or seriously to a family get together. But, please, only wear it at Christmas.

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8. Blizzard Bay Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ever wondered what Santa does on the other 364 days of the year? Or what he looks like under that big red suit? Well, both of those questions can be answered with this Blizzard Bay Men’s Christmas Sweater. It seems that our favorite festive man spends his spare time in the gym and has quite the muscular body hiding under that suit. Who knew? This is definitely one to wear to your gym’s Christmas party.

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9. Ugly Christmas Sweater Company Light Up Sweater

This reindeer might not have a red nose, but he does have four light-up LED flashing lights that will make you the disco ball of any party. Simply start dancing, swinging or shaking, and the lights will switch into action to light up your movements. We just don’t recommend wearing this one to the office in case you start flashing in the middle of your board meeting. And, if you haven’t noticed, the reindeer is wearing almost the same jumper as you. So meta.  

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10. Numskull Harry Potter Christmas Jumper

Round up your wizards and witches this winter and get them all wearing the Numskull Harry Potter Christmas Jumper. While you might not be able to ride on the Hogwarts Express, you can look glorious with it on your chest thanks to this festive sweater. This sweater is available in a magical range of sizes to make sure that no muggle goes without. Who needs an invisibility cloak when you can have this premium quality knitted Christmas sweater?

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11. Ugly Christmas Sweater Company Santa Sweater

Sleigh your way through Christmas day wearing the Ugly Christmas Sweater Company Santa Sweater. Its grungy colors and punk rock, comic book-style Santa set the tone that you might be feeling slightly Scrooge this Christmas. But what’s wrong with that, as long as you’re wearing a great sweater like this, hey? And, if punk rock isn’t your thing, this sweater is also available in several other themes, like golf, hockey and space.

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12. Vizor Merry Liftmas Sweatshirt

Can you just not get away from the glorious house of gains? Are you going to put that Christmas Ham to work doing deadlifts on December 26? Did you or did you not dip out to the guest bedroom for a few rounds of pushups before the gifts? Then this is the funny Christmas sweater for you! Go a full size down to really show off the guns on Christmas morning, and in case Uncle Ted thinks he can beat you in an arm-wrestling competition.

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13. Ripple Junction Rick and Morty Holiday Sweater

It’s sweater Rick! If you’re a fan of one of the best adult cartoons to hit the entertainment universe in years, Rick and Morty, this is a great option for you. While this particular sweater will go over some people’s heads, true fans of the Adult Swim cartoon won’t be able to resist giving you a well-deserved fist bump. Don this sweater and you can discuss the ins and outs of this great show while enjoying a pickle or two with a mutual fan.

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14. Vizor Mike Tyson Merry Chrithmith Sweater

For what is quite possibly one of the most terrifying and dangerous people to ever walk the face of the earth, we do make fun of Mike Tyson’s lisp a good amount. That said, he seems to be perfectly alright with it and has become quite a jolly fellow over the past decade or so. While this sweatshirt doesn’t come with a white tiger, it would likely be a perfect choice to wear while enjoying some of the new products he has been selling, then eating a plate of Christmas cookies.

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15. RAISEVERN Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater

You can’t have a roundup featuring ugly Christmas sweaters without a cat sweater. Otherwise, that would be illegal. Very illegal. This runway-esque cat sweater is giving Great Aunt Linda’s black-market-retirement-home kitten adoption center a run for its money. It’s oh-so festive in every way you want it to be and might even inspire a few party-goers to adopt and not shop. Just don’t adopt from Great Aunt Linda.

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16. TeeStars I Touch My Elf Sweater

This sweater has a particularly touching holiday message. Bring on the mistletoe and self-care! Available in a range of colors, this hilarious sweatshirt will get you some laughs, some head shakes, and some disapproving looks, but hey, every party needs that guy. Reviewers say it fits true to size and is comfortable thanks to its 50/50 cotton/polyester blend.

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17. Vizor Feliz Navidad Putos Sweatshirt

Are you down to deck the halls with boughs of holly, but are also prepared to deck a fool for stepping to you? Keep your style ready for Santa and let everyone know you don’t mess around with this number from Vizor.

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18. UGP Campus Apparel Alien Sweater

While some of us are looking forward to Christmas this year, others really just want to be the reindeer being abducted that’s pictured below. Political conversations at dinner time? Grandma asking why you don’t have a girlfriend yet? Your mother crying because you forgot to shave? Your Aunt Lucinda grabbing your ass when greeting you? Take us elsewhere, aliens, please. We’re ready.

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19. Blizzard Bay T-Rex Sweater

What goes together better than dinosaurs and Christmas? Get in the holiday spirit with this fun and festive Blizzard Bay ugly sweater. This green-and-read Christmas sweater features a fun tyrannosaurus rex who’s here to party, and who is also wearing an ugly Christmas sweater.

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20. Tipsy Elves Get Lit Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater

Sometimes, amid all the chaos and capitalism, it can be hard to remember the true meaning of Christmas. That meaning is to imbibe some spiked egg nog and get in a fight with your Aunt Susan and not to let anybody stop you! Okay, perhaps that’s not the true meaning of the season, but Christmas should be fun, and we should remind those around us to have some with this number from Tipsy Elves.

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21. Tipsy Elves Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater

Why wear any old ugly Christmas sweater when you can wear a multipurpose ugly Christmas sweater instead? Make your sweater the best drinking game of the night with this exciting ball-throwing gag all party-goers are going to love. Confused on how to play? Don’t be, the rules are knitted directly into the back of the sweater for all to see.

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22. Blizzard Bay Yeti Drink Pocket Ugly Christmas Sweater

At the right party, you’re probably going to have a couple of drinks. And when that time comes, you’ll need a secure place to hold your beer. In comes this great option from Blizzard Bay, which has a fuzzy little coozie in the chest of the yeti for all your partying needs. For a funny ugly Christmas sweater that’s also functional, order this while you still can.

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23. BuckTee Christmas Baby Yoda Sweatshirt

Baby Yoda has stolen all of our hearts. No, don’t try and deny it, he has yours too. The cute little guy has been all over social media, and now he can be proudly displayed on your chest during your festivities for the Holiday season! Fair warning — unofficial Baby Yoda merchandise is a risky choice.

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24. Happy Holigays Sweatshirt

Maybe who you bone’s been the hot topic of the family behind your back for quite some time. I mean, we can hear your whispers, cousin Melissa. You sound like a damn chimpanzee when you talk, baby. Also, your second-born looks nothing like your husband. Just saying. Anyways, solidify the news without having to physically say something with this LGBTQ+ festive Christmas sweatshirt that’ll surely get Melissa to finally shut the hell up.

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25. ShirtInvaders Lets Get Baked Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater

If you like your Christmas cookies extra delicious, then this is a very appropriate option. In a simple green with our favorite gingerbread man, maybe a Christmas viewing of Shrek is in order while you wear this one. Get comfy, cozy, and warm, as if you’re half baked.

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26. Stachin’ Through The Snow Sweatshirt

Remember that weird mustache trend on clothing from, like, 2009? If reading that just sent a shiver down your spine, you absolutely do. What the hell was that? We’re so glad that’s over. Or . . . is it? If you’re looking to bring back a dead trend from the pits of hell we don’t recommend it, especially this one because it’s so cringeworthy. But, if you absolutely must, we’re just going to leave this here. Just hope you won’t get yourself kicked out of the Christmas party.

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27. Shantay You Sleigh Sweater

Oh no, she better don’t! There won’t be a single person in the room topping this RuPaul’s Drag Race inspired sweater this Christmas, especially after Ru herself just slayed the Emmy’s yet again and made herstory by winning both the Emmy for Outstanding Host for a Reality or Competition Program and Outstanding Reality or Competition Program in one night. If you’re a fan, there’s no other way to represent than on Christmas. It’s what Mama Ru wants and you better believe it.

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28. URVIP Shirtless Ugly Christmas Sweater

Do you want to confuse and scare everyone around you simultaneously? Then, it’s time to show off that dad bod of yours. Well, maybe not literally. Keep the shirt on this Christmas with a sweater that makes it look like you’re doing the opposite. This hairy as hell, nipple-pierced, sternum-tattooed sweater makes for one hell of a man. We wish we could look as good, but sadly, some of us can’t. That’s why this sweater was made. Get yourself tons of confused faces and most certainly a lot of laughs at your next holiday party.

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29. PIZOFF Buff Santa Sweater

Pull the exact opposite of our previous look with a sweater that’ll get the ladies (or gents, if that’s your thing) going. This Santa six-pack ain’t real in the slightest but will suffice for the time being until you get that summer bod back. The interior of the sweater is really cozy, so although it’ll look like your stomach is freezing, it most certainly won’t be. Just like the previous ugly sweater, it’ll be a head-turner for sure.

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30. TeesPass Christmas is Magical Unicorn

Santa, as we know, usually rides a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer. But here’s a lesser-known fact about Mr. Claus: he also loves riding unicorns. Commemorate St. Nick’s second favorite mammal if you want to get a ton of compliments and high-fives at your holiday Christmas party by wearing this hilarious ugly Christmas sweater, featuring a My Little Pony-ish unicorn all your brony friends will geek over.

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31. Christmas Kween Sweater

Who doesn’t love Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye? As one of the most joyful presences on a show brimming with happiness, JVN is the perfect person to put on your funny ugly Christmas sweater. In an appropriately bubblegum pink color, this Christmas Kween sweater is here for the holiday magic. Plus, when you order from Not Just Clothing, you can donate 10% of the proceeds to a deserving charity. It’s a Christmas win-win.

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32. Lil X Mas: Old Town Cowboy Holiday Sweater

Celebrate the most popular song of 2019 in the form of a funny ugly Christmas sweater (and like the previous pick, donate to charity in the process). This hilariously fringed sweater pays homage to the Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus’ earworm that dominated the music world last year. Bring the yeehaw spirit to the Christmas season with this Old Town Road inspired funny ugly Christmas sweater.

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33. Tipsy Elves Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater

Like the best of Holiday jokes, this sweater is either hilarious or horrible depending on the context. A wink is all it takes and endless Santa-innuendos can ensue. Featuring a black base with candy cane piping around the neck, wrists and waist, there’s a reason we decided to close out the list with this funny ugly Christmas sweater; it’s just that good. Go ahead and cause a stir by showing up to your next holiday party in this hilariously offensive sweater.

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