* Soothing lotion for your nether regions
* Drying powder with calamine
* Paraben and talc-free
This is a super convenient travel kit that helps keep your junk from getting into a funk. Great for road trips and long train rides, the assortment of its charmingly named products, “anti-monkey butt,” and “fresh balls,” does indeed help keep the intended areas from getting monkeyed up and foul. Fresh balls lotion is a combination soothing cream and cooling powder, and it’s aluminum and talc and paraben-free. It contains an oatmeal based soothing solution, so it’s gentle and non-irritating. Because after all, nobody likes foul balls – except maybe a surly umpire. But assuming surly umpires aren’t your target audience, you’ll want your balls as fresh as possible, and this lotion helps. Use it post-shower, post-workout or in preparation for travel and it helps avoid the state of itchy, discontented balls that somehow always demand to be slightly shifted at uncomfortable times.
No Sweat Mens Fresh Balls Anti-Chafing Cream for Men, 3.4oz Bundle with Travel Size Anti-Monkey Butt Anti-Chafing Powder, 1.5oz, 2 Pack
As a bonus, you’ll also get anti-monkey butt powder. No, it’s not to keep monkeys from putting their butts on you, but rather to keep from turning into a butt-scratching monkey. It’s a calamine-based soothing powder that also keeps you dry and helps stave off chafing. It relieves waist-band itch and lower-back dampness, while keeping you feeling more confident to walk upright like a human being. It’s also convenient in that it comes in a 1.5-oz airline friendly size, so you can use it to freshen up once you finally get off the plane.
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