Remember that trip abroad you took a few years back? Silly question, how could you forget? The best part of your trip was likely a combination of the cuisine, the sights, the much-needed escape from work. But, there’s one other thing you haven’t quite gotten off your mind since returning from overseas — just how fresh you felt after using your Airbnb’s bidet for the first time.
So fresh. So clean!
And now you can get one for yourself from Bio Bidet for up to 59% off their traditional retail price. That means you can save $100-$470 on a premium bidet, but you only have one more week to take advantage of this discount.
Bidets are rarely seen in American bathrooms. Why? We have no dang clue, as the rest of the world long ago discovered the benefits of this booty-cleaning device. If you’ve ever gotten the chance to try one out yourself, you’ll know exactly why we’re fans. Bidets offer a sophisticated alternative to toilet paper and are a great investment in case there’s another run on toilet paper at the local grocery store.
Bio Bidet’s current sale is making it possible to snag a luxe bidet for your own bathroom. And that is something our behinds can get behind.
Save 59% on Bio Bidet BB-600
LIMITED TIME OFFER
This is the best deal on a bidet we’ve seen since the Great Toilet Paper Run of 2020, back in the early days of quarantine. The Bio Bidet BB-600 is the ultimate in bottom-cleaning technology, and right now you can take an incredible $470 off the price courtesy of Amazon Prime.
This bidet offers dual cleaning nozzles, warm-water settings, adjustable water pressure and a heated toilet seat. And at the push of a button, you can enjoy a hands-free warm air dry. The side panel is incredibly user-friendly, unlike some bidets, which look like some kind of science-fiction control panel. And if you’re worried about installation, Bio Bidet products are designed for fast DIY installation.
Save $100 on the Bio Bidet BB-1000W Toilet Seat
The Bio Bidet BB-1000W is a toilet seat replacement built with an already attached bidet cleaning system right inside. There are numerous functional options to toy around with depending on what kind of cleaning you’d like done. Users can choose from settings such as posterior, feminine, enema and dry. Yes, we said dry, which is a feature most bidets don’t even have. Also, unlike typical bidets, this Bio Bidet unit also comes with temperature and pressure control options that allow for a gentle, warm water cleaning for your tush.
If that isn’t enough, the bidet also has a massage feature for extra cleansing and constipation relief.
Using a wireless remote control, you can activate the Bio Bidet based on your personal cleaning preferences. Here, you’ll be able to activate temperature control, pressure control, massage control, drying abilities and more features. Unlike other bidets, the remote is detailed to the max with straightforward, non-confusing buttons so you’ll know exactly what you’re getting.
Time to change the way you clean that tuchus of yours, buddy. Instead of the usual $500 retail price, you can currently get the Bio Bidet for just $399 via Amazon Prime. Like all Bio Bidet products, this bidet seat is designed for easy DIY installation — no plumbers required.
This isn’t the only deal Bio Bidet is offering right now either. For a few more days you can save 30% on the non-electric Bio Bidet Slim Zero for a total price of just $90. On the other end of the spectrum, you can save 58% on the Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Toilet Seat.
Improve your hygiene in no time with a cleaning sensation everyone needs. Worried it won’t fit your toilet seat? Don’t be. The Bio Bidet also comes in two different sizes depending on the shape of your toilet. So, what are you waiting for? The deal only lasts until November 4th, so you better get a move on this purchase ASAP. You won’t regret it.