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We Don’t Care What You Think About Bidets Because We’re Totally Getting One of These

Look, it might be awkward, but using a bidet provides superior cleanliness by spraying a targeted stream of water exactly where you need it while giving you a kind of luxe experience after using the toilet. While traditionally seen only in other countries’ bathrooms for a long time, bidets have recently started to become an essential part of the modern American bathroom.

Instead of having to go through the pain and expense of completely remodeling your bathroom, we have found some luxe bidet options that provide that superior cleanliness without the expensive price tag. These attachments are meant to convert any standard toilet into a bidet, most without any special tools or plumbing skills required.

These bidets fit on most toilets and are environmentally-friendly – they not only keep you clean but they virtually eliminate the use of toilet paper, saving you money. In addition to sustainable environmental practices, these bidets provide high-levels of sanitation as the spray nozzles automatically retract after each use to ensure it is protected until the next time you take a seat.

1. Luxe Bidet Neo 120

The Luxe Bidet Neo 120 is a cold water mechanical bidet equipped with a single wash nozzle and dual control knobs that are simple to operate. During use, the nozzle drops below the guard gate and retracts when not in use. Featuring an innovative self-cleaning nozzle that rinses with fresh water, this bidet is not only sanitary, but can be attached to most standard toilets.

PROS: Save money and trees with less toilet paper as cleaning with this bidet is gentle on your skin and sustainable for the planet.

CONS: This option might require additional toilet seat attachments to ensure a proper seat close after installation.

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2. Ellegantz Quality Products GenieBidet Seat

The GenieBidet Seat provides the ultimate cleansing experience with the touch of a button. When you are ready to use the bidet, a nozzle will extend from under the seat, providing ambient temperature water for cleansing. Also included is a specially-designed contoured seat to provide maximum comfort and a slow-closing bidet seat and lid.

PROS: The GenieBidet comes with an on/off option, allowing you to easily shut off the water supply with the turn of a lever, preventing anyone from trying this out and soaking themselves or the bathroom.

CONS: While this fits most toilets, it will not fit French Curve models.

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3. Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

The Astor Bidet Toilet Seat attachment converts any standard toilet into a bidet with no special tools or plumbing skills required. It connects directly to the fresh water supply, providing you with a spray of water that is refreshing. The spray nozzle retracts when not in use, ensuring the highest level of sanitation is maintained. In addition, a control dial adjusts the pressure of the spray from low to high depending on the preference of each user.

PROS: Uses 100% brass internal valves that will ensure longlasting durability.

CONS: This bidet may cause the toilet seat to hover above the toilet rim, causing it to not be as study and stable when using the toilet.

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