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Dirty Dishes: 3 Provocative Cookbooks That Turn Up The Heat in The Kitchen

* Racy recipes that are good for a laugh — and a meal
* Saucy meal suggestions
* Hilarious help in the kitchen for yourself, or as a gift

Few activities are saucier than cooking. And, the fastest way to make things simmer is with some lascivious talk — and some spicy recipes. Here are three provocative cookbooks that really turn up the heat to make every meal as mouthwatering as possible. It’s time to heat up dinner.

1. 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!

Looking for an excuse to talk dirty? Then cook some rooster for dinner using a recipe from “50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes With Balls!” This cookbook is stuffed end-to-end with tongue-in-cheek descriptions and it simply bulges with inventive recipes that’ll have you licking your fingers.


2. Fifty Shades of Bacon

If you want to see just how far you can go with everyone’s favorite turn-on food, read “Fifty Shades of Bacon.” This cookbook delves into the full bacon experience with tawdry delivery of great bacon recipes like bacon ice cream or even bacon alfredo. It’s the ideal way to get the most from your meat and see this breakfast food in a whole new light.


3. Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

Dripping thighs, sticky (chicken) fingers…now you can push every meal to the limit with “Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook.” It features kinky cooking recipes like “Chicken with a Lardon,” “Spatchcock Chicken,” “Mustard-Spanked Chicken” and many more you’re gonna love gobbling up.

And just for fun, here’s a “trailer” put together for the “Fifty Shades of Chicken” cookbook. Bon appetit!