We hope you’ve been making the most of the lockdown. By “making the most,” we absolutely mean enjoying some uninterrupted alone time with your partner. And that often means calling in some outside enhancement in the form of the best sex toys.
But what if your hidden toy chest is empty, or you don’t have one? Some of the brick-and-mortar purveyors of such wares are still locked down, and some people just don’t like visiting sex toy shops IRL. Maybe you’re worried about bumping into your boss, your ex, or even, god forbid, a family member? Yeah, just for that eventuality, there are websites that specialize in sex toys, and many of them are quite good. We’ve written about the best places to buy sex toys online in the past, and one retailer in that guide might take you by surprise: Ol’ Reliable itself, Amazon.
Sure, some of our favorite sex-toy companies — Lelo, WeVibe, Dame, and others — aren’t found on Amazon. You might locate a couple of items from Tenga and Fleshlight, but even without those sexual sluggers in the lineup, Amazon is a great go-to resource for hot toys.
So whether you’re looking for the best male masturbators, couples’ sex toys or something of the BDSM variety, you can find some great options for beginners on Amazon. In fact, Amazon even has a portal specifically for adult toys and sexual health products. Below, you’ll find some of the best sex toys on Amazon.
The Benefits of Buying Sex Toys Online
For the most part, the reasons to buy sex toys online are pretty obvious. However, if you’re still to be convinced it’s the way to go, here are some of the most compelling reasons to buy sex toys online:
Discretion/Nondescript Packaging – Most sex toys, including the sex toys on Amazon, are delivered in unmarked boxes. This means your neighbors/housemates/parents will remain none the wiser, as no one will know what’s inside. This added discretion stretches to your browsing, too, as there’s absolutely no chance of running into your ex, siblings or even parents while shopping on your electronic device.
Tried & Tested/Reviews – Shopping online gives you access to hundreds, if not thousands, of reviews from people who have actually used the device or toy you’re considering buying. This kind of information, especially in the world of adult toys, is invaluable.
Product Descriptions – Have you ever been in an adult store, seen something and thought to yourself, “What is this?” Online, this doesn’t happen. And even if you’re still unsure after reading a product description, you’ve got your pal Google to fill in the gaps for a truly informed decision.
Price – Online shopping allows you to see if you’re paying over the odds for the toy in front of you. You’ll have the freedom to shop around the various sites and see whose price is the most appealing. However, it is important to note that often in the world of sex toys, price can reflect quality (material choice and build quality), so it can be worth digging a little deeper into your wallet.
No Pressure – Still not sure about clicking the “Buy” button. No problem. Go away, think about it and come back later if you want. And if you don’t, that’s no problem, either. There really is no pressure involved with buying sex toys online.
How to Find the Best Sex Toys on Amazon
Because Amazon is designed to be rather family-friendly, it can actually be quite difficult to find the best sex toys on Amazon using the normal search function. Instead, you need to start your search by visiting their “Sexual Wellness” page found here. From that landing page, you’ll be able to explore all the sex toy categories on Amazon, from vibrators to butt plugs. You can also shop by featured brands or best sellers.
So, no matter whether you’re still locked down with your quarantine plus-one, looking to restock the secret stash of joy toys or in full-on winter rutting mode, the best sex toys on Amazon are no different than anything else on Amazon. They’re all just one click and two-day shipping away.
1. Umania G Spot Bullet Vibrator
Ah, the magic bullet. Small (3 inches by .78 inches), easily concealable, crazy powerful and useful in so many ways and places. With 10 modes of vibration controlled by a single button, the bullet delivers serious stimulation to any sensitive tissue it’s applied to. Great for couples play, or just as a gift for her to sneak into her purse or pocketbook in case your sexting powers have her in dire need of some sudden alone time. It’s also USB-rechargeable, so no batteries needed. At $13.99, buy two as a couple’s gift. Hard to beat this sex toy on Amazon.
2. Tenga Easy Beat Egg Male Masturbator
MOST DISCRETE FOR MEN
Self-love also comes in smaller packages. We’re talking about the Tenga Easy Beat Egg Male Masturbator. This is a revolutionary little addition to your spank bank — a small, single-use masturbation tool. Open the egg and the super-textured interior made of stretchable, pliant material is revealed. It stretches and conforms to all sizes and shapes. Add the enclosed pouch of lube, and the tactile interior combined with your own motion will give you a thunderous finish. It’s the ideal travel toy, fitting nicely into your Dopp kit. And at just over six bucks per egg, why just one for the road? Buy a six-pack and have truly happy travels!
3. #LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant
If reviews drive your purchases, the #LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant is a no-brainer. Plus, if you do enjoy regular sex with toy play, it’s a great idea to have a little extra lube on hand to keep things friction free and comfortable. With over 45,000 five-star ratings from Amazon users, we’re confident this one is the best choice. Additionally, this well-loved lube comes in a range of flavors, including original, mint chocolate chip and strawberry. It also uses a water-based formula, making it both condom and toy-compatible as well as hypoallergenic and non-staining.
4. Dulexo Sex Toys Wedge Pillow Position Cushion
By adding the Dulexo Sex Toys Wedge Pillow Position Cushion to your bedroom toy arsenal, you’ll discover how much easier it can be to find orgasm-stimulating positions. While it may be perfectly possible on a mattress or the floor, adding this inflatable pillow to the mix alleviates the need for any potential straining or physical carrying beyond your limits and provides an extra helping hand to turn potential discomfort into mutual bliss. Additionally, given that it’s inflatable, this cushion is easily stored and easily transported, making it a great tool for naughty weekends away.
5. UTIMI Sex Bondage BDSM Kit
For the uninitiated, the UTIMI Sex Bondage BDSM Kit serves as a great introduction to the world of BDSM. The multi-piece kit includes both hand and ankle cuffs as well as a blindfold and a two-in-one tickler and paddle. The cuffs and attached straps can be used to restrain your partner on a bed or chair, while the blindfold keeps them guessing about what’s to come. From there, you’re free to explore, using the included paddle/tickler and your imagination for a truly memorable night.
6. Pure Love Fantasy Silicone Dildo
With its detailed tip, ribbed texture and seven-inch length, the Pure Love Fantasy Silicone Dildo is a solid toy choice for singles, couples and anyone looking to add an extra member into the mix. It’s made from a soft silicone material for a waterproof finish and a more life-like feel in hand (and body). The design is also harness compatible and includes a strong suction cup in the base which lets you securely attach your toy to flat surfaces like those found in your bath or shower.
7. Teezira Skin-Friendly Silicone Butt Plug Trainer Kit
BEST FOR ANAL PLAY
The Teezira Skin-Friendly Safety Silicone Butt Plug Trainer Kit is a fun addition for newcomers and experienced users alike. Each of the three plugs included in the set is constructed from pacifier silicone, which feels comfortable against even your most sensitive skin, while the three different sizes ensure there’s an option for every preference. You’ll also find that the plugs are easily cleaned using soapy water before and after use, and the attached handles make in-body manipulation simple and remove any potential worry about losing grip on your toys during the good stuff.
8. TENGA Spinner Cup Male Masturbator
NEW SENSATION PICK
The TENGA Spinner Cup Male Masturbator adds a whole new twist to the idea of self enjoyment. It uses a smart twisting design to deliver additional stimulation as you move the device back and forth. You’ll also be able to choose from six differently styled spinner cups which all feature varying internals to change up the sensation you enjoy during use. Additionally, the device is easily washable and reusable and comes supplied with a single lotion tester pouch to give you a glimpse into the good times ahead.
9. Luna Rechargeable Personal Wand Massager
The Luna Rechargeable Personal Wand Massager is another impressively well-reviewed device which can be used to ease muscle tension, back pain and most importantly, provide sexual stimulation to elevate couple and self play to the next level. The design includes a flexible head which can be used both in and on your most sensitive areas while the range of vibration intensities and patterns do their work. Additionally, this wand massager comes in four different colors, including incognito black and three different shades of pink/purple.
10. Phanxy Rechargeable Waterproof Couples Vibrator
TOY FOR TWO
Now here’s a super versatile little toy. For starters, insert the smaller arm inside her vagina, and leave the larger arm outside, resting on her clitoris. When you slide in it increases the contact on both ends, and you get the benefit of the vibrations at the same time. It’s an incredible feeling for you both, and yet somehow it’s just the most basic thing this can do. It also has a wireless remote control, so you can sit back and control the action. It’s also completely waterproof, both for washing or for any watersports you may want to indulge in. USB-rechargeable, small, portable and exceptionally powerful. That basic first use will have you wanting to run through the entire vast playbook as soon as possible.
11. Luxeluv Ultra Soft Bendable Rechargeable Vibrator
BUILT TO PLEASE
No two people are built the same, inside or out. Yet so many vibrators and dildos are rigid and inflexible. What may work for one person could be a total dud for another. This is why the flexibility of this Luxeluv bendable vibrator makes it such a great buy. The body is mainly made of liquid silicone, making it feel incredibly lifelike and flexible. Whatever interior contours or hard-to-reach erogenous spots someone may have, chances are pretty great the Luxeluv can be finessed and shaped to reach them. But as pliant and smooth as the body is, it’s also powered by a tungsten stainless steel motor that delivers deep and the ultra-soft exterior adds to the amazing sensation.
12. Treediride Vibrating Male Masturbator Cup
BEST FOR GUYS
There are times when Rosie and her four sisters get repetitious. Give them the night off and call in the pocket pussy. Unless you have a bionic hand with 10 different strong vibration modes, this vibrating cup will get you off far better than doing it yourself. The 3D-textured tunnel gives you full tight contact the whole way down, and with a full USB charge, you can pump away for a full 90 minutes. The interior is also removable and waterproof for easy cleaning.
13. Paloqueth Rabbit Vibrator
It’s all about the ears. Rabbit vibrators have become so popular because of those earlike appendages which hit her right on the clitoris to bring forth those toe-curling orgasms. Ears aside, the main shaft is silky smooth and designed with a curve in order to hit those elusive pleasure spots deep inside. The Paloqueth is also totally waterproof, so she can have a truly special bath, and is also almost completely silent so you can both indulge in total secrecy no matter where or when.
14. Treediride Wearable Vibrator
There’s nothing about the Treediride Wearable Vibrator that does not encourage absolute boundary-pushing naughtiness. The longer end goes inside her, with the curved and bulbed end designed to target her G-spot. The textured short end rests on her clitoris. It stays easily in place. And you hold the remote control, anywhere up to 15 to 25 meters away, and you have 10 different vibration frequencies at the push of a button to send her into a frenzy. Or, if you’re in public, in a state of ecstasy that she has to somehow hide. It’s almost diabolical how much potential for fun this presents. It’s made of silk-smooth silicon, and is USB-rechargeable, with over an hour of vibration packed into each full charge.
15. Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator
GIFT FOR HER
If you’re on the hunt for a gift-worthy item to make a birthday or Valentine’s day particularly memorable, can we suggest the Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator? While the big clue is in the name, you can also rest assured that this effective device comes recommended by over 20,000 Amazon users who awarded the device top marks. It works by delivering non-contact pressure to the clitoris, mimicking, and perhaps improving on, the suction and sensations which drive ladies wild during oral stimulation.
16. Fleshlight Girls Adriana Chechik Empress Vagina Sex Device
While the Fleshlight Girls Adriana Chechik Empress Vagina Sex Device doesn’t actually put a physical porn star in front of you, it does provide you with a sex toy made from an exact mold of their vagina. Add into the equation internal materials which offer an extremely life-like experience, and you have everything you need to live out your fantasies or build additional stamina in the bedroom. Furthermore, if you’d like a bit of variety when it comes to your Fleshlight, you can also invest in the Anal Sex Stroker, which again uses an exact mold of your chosen star.
17. Njoy Pure G Spot Metal Wand
The Njoy Pure G Spot Metal Wand is a versatile toy addition that can be used by either men or women to target and stimulate the G or P erogenous zones. It’s constructed from medical-grade stainless steel and incorporates the correct curvature for easy self play and stimulation of your partner. Plus, the double-ended device sports both a small and slightly larger bulb ends to provide greater variety during use and comes in a beautifully crafted display box, making it an ideal gift idea for lucky partners. Seriously, this toy will change your life.