The Best Sex Blankets for Stain-Free Hookups and Cleaner Sheets

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Sex involves fluids. There’s just no way around it — no matter who you are, what your sexual orientation is or what type of sex you prefer — liquids of all kinds tend to be part of the equation. Whether it’s bodily fluids like sweat, tears (of joy) or ejaculate or externally introduced fluids like massage oils or personal lubricants, they’re what make sex fun and they can also leave behind wet spots and stains. No one wants to try to fall asleep with wet sheets underneath them or have to wash their sheets after every sexual encounter (even though you probably should regardless). Guys, this is for you — no man, woman or person is going to want to have sex on a bed covered in disconcerting stains. Take care of your partners and yourselves by keeping the environment clean.

Sure, you could throw a blanket down over your sheets but what if that blanket has been outside? Or is difficult to wash? Or is the nice cashmere one your mom bought you for Christmas and you feel ~weird~ having sex on it? We get it, that’s why you need a dedicated blanket for sex. You need a sex blanket.

Sex blankets are an emerging product category that I’m in full support of, because there’s nothing sexier than practical hygiene. Sex blankets are designed to be used for sexual activity, as they’re typically easier to wash than your standard cozy throw blanket. Sometimes they even have a water-resistant side that makes them even better for fluid, and a softer side so you’re not just having sex on a tarp, even if that would be conducive to an easy clean-up. If you’re intrigued by this idea and want to invest in a blanket sex companion of your own, I’ve gathered a few of the best options available out there. Here are the best sex blankets of the year.


What To Consider Before Buying a Sex Blanket

There are a few things to keep in mind when buying a sex blanket. They make an excellent addition to your bed and sexual routine, if you get the right one.

1. How Big is Your Bed?

If you’re looking for full coverage of your entire sleeping and sex surface, make sure you figure out what size your bed is first. There are some waterproof blankets that come in all standard bed sizes, so if you want a totally waterproof surface to roll around on, one of those would be a great choice.

2. Do You Need Something Waterproof?

This question gets a little personal, but it’s a good thing to keep in mind. If your sex tends to be very fluid-involved, if you know what I mean, then you’re going to want something waterproof. If not, and you just want something cozy to lay down and set the mood — you can go for a blanket made of softer material.

3. Are You Allergic to Any Fabrics?

This is a crucial one, as you’re going to become intimate with this blanket pretty quickly. Many of the blankets in our round-up are made of standard fabric like nylon, fleece, etc — so if you’ve got any allergies to those I’d recommend choosing an alternative.


1. Blue Zoca 100% Waterproof Blanket


If you’ve gotta go the waterproof route, this is the sex blanket I recommend the most. It’s 100% waterproof and is actually made for people who share their bed with their dogs, so it can probably handle whatever you’re got going on. It has two plush layers of fleece as well as a waterproof core so liquids don’t seep through and get on sheets and comforters. It’s not fully sized for queen or king beds, at 80″ x 65″ total, but will give you plenty of coverage without the bulk of a king-sized blanket. It comes in black and grey colors, but I recommend black for hiding any liquids and stains between washes.

blue zoca waterproof blanket, sex blankets Courtesy of Amazon


2. Liberator Fascinator Throw Blanket


Liberator is a popular sex furniture company and they’ve made a blanket specifically designed for sex, which is why it nearly tops the list. It’s a plush throw blanket that’s lined to soak up any liquids and fluids. It has a silky and satin side as well as a microfiber side, so you can pick whether you want sleek or cozy vibes. It has an inner moisture barrier so fluids won’t seep through to your mattress, and it’s discreet so it won’t totally stick out on your current bed or in hotel rooms.

liberator fascinator throw blanket, sex blankets Courtesy of Amazon


3. Softan Waterproof 100% Leak Proof Blanket


This sex blanket offers plenty of coverage and is soft as can be. If you want super comprehensive coverage against sex stains, this fully reversible blanket with leak-proof protection is a great choice. It’s a completely leak-proof blanket that hasn’t just used a spray on solution or nylon backing for liquid protection — instead, the brand utilizes a moisture barrier fused between two soft fleece layers. It’s reversible and comes with three different color options, it’s also waterproof on both sides. This generous size is big enough to completely cover a queen bed as well as a king bed, but less will be hanging off the sides.

Softan Waterproof 100% Leak Proof Blanket Courtesy of Amazon


4. Throws of Passion Waterproof Blanket


This waterproof blanket from Throws of Passion is 100% waterproof and leakproof, and consists of a noiseless waterproof barrier inside nestled between two layers of fleece. It’s the perfect balance of comfortable and hygienic, as it’ll keep liquids off your mattress without sounding like or feeling like a standard waterproof barrier. It’s fully reversible and waterproof on both sides, and it’s stain-resistant and machine-washable so you’ve got plenty of cleaning options. You can also safely put it in the dryer so it stays soft and comfortable after cleaning.

throws of passion waterproof blanket, sex blanket Courtesy of Amazon


5. Avana Waterproof Throw Blanket


This waterproof throw blanket comes in a travel size, making it easy to pack in your suitcase for sexual exploits abroad. It’s 100% waterproof and can be used indoors or outdoors, if you’re trying some freaky nature sex and need a barrier between you and the forest floor. It’s reversible, and absorbent as well as moisture-proof on both sides. It’s machine-washable and can be put in the dryer on low so cleaning for it is easy. It also comes in a bunch of different colors and larger sizes, but the travel size is definitely the most convenient.

avana waterproof, sex blanket Courtesy of Amazon


6. Liberator Liquid Velvet Sheet & Pillow Covers


Alright, now that you’ve hopefully got a blanket picked out it’s time to choose a set of sheets and pillow covers to go with it. These are from the Liberator, the company that makes the Runner Up blanket above, and they’re as elegant as they are useful. The sex comes with a fitted sheet and pillow covers, all of which are made with a 100% polyester liquid-velvet. The fabric is safe to use with both water and silicone-based lubricants as well as massage lotions. The pillowcases have concealed zippers for comfort, and the set is available for queen and king size beds.

liquid velvet sheets, sex blankets Courtesy of Liberator


7. No More Wet Spot Mini 30″ X 36″ Two Pack, Waterproof Fleece Blankets


This waterproof mini sex blanket comes with multiple blankets per pack, so if you use one and need a spare, No More Wet Spot has your back. The fleece blanket has a different seductive color on each side, and while it’s not large enough to use as a blanket to sleep with, it’s a much better alternative to a towel. These play blankets are luxuriously soft, and perfect for male and female ejaculation.

No More Wet Spot Mini 30" X 36" Two Pack, Waterproof Fleece Blankets Courtesy of No More Wet Spot

8. Catalonia Waterproof Blanket


While the blankets advertised specifically for sexy time can sometimes cost a pretty penny, this waterproof blanket for sex by Catalonia is just as quality, with multiple sizes available, so you can use it as a blanket on your bed. One side is soft and thick fleece, while the other side is sherpa, so you can your partner can even snuggle up with it when you’re not getting down and dirty. It’s machine washable and hassle-free.

Catalonia Waterproof Blanket Courtesy of Amazon

9. Fascinator Throw – King Size


If you’ve got a king-sized bed, some of these blankets look measly on it, proportion-wise. If you have a female squirter or are into golden showers, this is also a great way to experiment with those kinks without the dreaded post-coital cleanup. This giant, soft-as-can-be sex blanket by Liberator is an XL version of their popular Fascinator blanket and features a reinforced seam design for added durability. The colors are low-key enough that if a guest sees them on your bed, they’d never know the secret function.

Fascinator Throw - King Size Courtesy of Fascinator

10. PupProtector Waterproof Faux Cowhide Blanket


If solid colors seem a little too boring, consider this faux cowhide printed version instead. Although it’s advertised as a dog protector for people with dogs, we think it’s stylish enough to look like a chic throw blanket on any human bed. If you’re looking for an additional pop of pattern or accent decor piece in your bedroom that also doubles as a place to sop up moisture after a wet and wild session of play, this is your best bet.

PupProtector Waterproof Faux Cowhide Blanket Courtesy of Amazon

11. PassionMate Waterproof Sex Blanket Bed Pad


Passionmate’s waterproof mattress protector in burgundy can fit up to a queen size bed, and is soft and noiseless. Some waterproof sheets, especially ones made from vinyl or plastic, have an annoying rustling sound when you’re moving around, which, let’s be frank, you’re doing a lot of during sex. It’s more of a bed cover than a usable blanket during non-sexy time, with one user aptly calling it a more comfortable version of a “sex tarp.” Since it’s available in dark colors, this polyester cover is ideal for period sex as well.

PassionMate Waterproof Sex Blanket Bed Pad Courtesy of Amazon

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