Has it really been a year since the beloved Canadian television show Schitt’s Creek ended its six-season run — is it too early for a reunion special? When the sitcom ended, fans were delighted and heartbroken at the same time. (The final episode was literally named “Happy Ending,” and it was a joy to watch, if not bittersweet.) Then, in September 2020, the show won an incredible nine Emmy Awards, delighting fans again. Thankfully, the series lives on in streaming services worldwide, which means fans can pop into Café Tropical and Rose Apothecary whenever they want.
What makes this show so special? The concept was simple — a kind of reverse Beverly Hillbillies, where an uber-rich family is suddenly forced to fend for themselves in flyover country. But the show featured so much heart, a riotously funny ensemble cast, clever writing and strong LGBTQ+ characters, and it was truly a special show. And let us not forget the show’s unforgettable wardrobe (let’s be honest, the only person who can wear Rick Owens well is Dan Levy), not to mention those wigs! So many wigs.
You may have noticed that the holidays are speeding towards us like someone on their way to a sale at the Blouse Barn over in Elmdale. And as there are legions of Schitt’s Creek fans, we wanted to present you with the best Schitt’s Creek gifts the internet has to offer. That’s why we’ve put together 100 Schitt’s Creek gifts (yes, 100) for you to enjoy.
Our Schitt’s Creek gift guide features plenty of stocking stuffers, White Elephant gifts, and holiday gifts that belong under any fan’s tree or near the menorah. This year Dan and Eugene Levy got together and created a coffee table book that’s chock full of photos and backstage stories, and you know that book is going to be a must-have present for any fan, and yes, it’s on our list. If you need a souvenir t-shirt from the not-quite-hit movie, “The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening,” we’ve got that. We’ve also got David Rose-inspired sweaters, Moira Rose-worthy feathery necklaces and little surprises that will make the Alexis Rose in your life coo with joy.
Wander through our mega Schitt’s Creek gift guide and find something for everyone on your list.
1. Monopoly: Schitt’s Creek
Monopoly gets a sweet makeover that showcases the town and family that we fell in love with. Be a member of the Rose clan and if you land on The Rosebud Motel or the Herb Ertlinger Winery, buy them and you’re on your way to becoming a mini mogul. Chance and Community Chest cards have been renamed to Love That Journey for Me and Hello You. They’ll help you accrue cash and moves to build your small town empire. Tokens include Patrick’s guitar, a crow, David’s oversized sunnies, one of Moira’s wigs, a Rosebud Motel key and Ted the Turtle.
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2. “Best Wishes, Warmest Regards: The Story of Schitt’s Creek” By Dan and Eugene Levy
Written by the father and son duo who created and starred in the Emmy Award winning show, this coffee table book has special features that include a catalog of David’s sweaters, a catalog that focuses on Moira’s many wigs, character studies of each member of the Rose family and more. This book is filled with photos of everything Schitt’s Creek and behind-the-scenes info too. Its scheduled release is October 26, 2021, so order it now.
3. La Belle Maison AKA The Rose Family Home
Best for Schitt’s Creek super fans who have deep pockets! This over-the-top entryway featured prominently in the first episode as federal agents swarmed through it while upstairs the Roses were trying to pack (and hide valuables) during the raid. In reality, the Rose’s family home is the Le Belle Maison situated in the posh St. Andrew Windfield’s community in Toronto. This 14 bedroom, 16 bathroom 17th-century French-inspired mini chateau could be yours for only $21,888,000 CAD.
4. Moira Fold in the Cheese Bamboo Cutting Board
Show Moira off to guests with this laser engraved bamboo cheese or cutting board.
5. Schitt’s Creek Shop Rosebud Motel Bathrobe
What’s the next best thing to visit the Rosebud Motel in person? A piece of Rosebud Motel swag also happens to be one of our favorite gifts for Schitt’s Creek fans. Super soft with pockets and embroidery on the left chest, this Microfiber Polyester bathrobe is one size and 48 inches long. Yes, everyone steals hotel bathrobes; you’re okay.
6. Cloudhiker “Best Wishes, Warmest Regards” iPhone Case
Add a little Stevie and David to your selfies and texts. The shock-absorbent TPU has an anti-fingerprint case. The iPhone case sizes range from 4s/4 to iPhone 13.
7. Beekman 1802 Rose Apothecary Large Candle
Light the candle, and your home will smell as good as Patrick and David’s carefully curated shop. This hand-poured soy wax candle is scented with a floral mix of jasmine, rose and neroli blossoms. This 8-ounce candle is made in upstate New York near the famous Beekman 1802 goats.
8. The Mountain Store Mountain Kittens Unisex Tee Shirt
Yes, we found a copy of Jocelyn’s vintage kitty tee. It’s unisex and also comes in navy.
9. KenDesignsMatter Stevie Budd Coffee Mug
Mornings just get better when you’re having coffee (or tea) with Stevie.
10. Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek David
We love this little guy! This mini David Rose is dressed up in his Rick Owens pants and converse sneakers. Carry him with you wherever you go. If you’re looking for the perfect Schitt’s Creek stocking stuffer, you can’t do better than this Funko Pop! figure.
11. Poster Foundy Schitt’s Creek The Crows Have Eyes 3:The Crowening Movie Poster
As we searched for Schitt’s Creek gifts, this movie poster stood out as a personal favorite of ours. This poster features another iconic performance by Schitt’s Creek’s Moira Rose, played by the inimitable Catherine O’Hara.
12. Red Bubble ABERNATHY Schitt’s Creek Town Map Postcard
Mail this postcard, use it as a holiday gift card, or frame it and present it as a gift.
13. Red Bubble “Love That Journey “Coasters (Set of 4)
Have a cocktail with Alexis Rose. Truly, we love that journey for you.
14. FerociTees Rosebud Motel Tote Bag
Tell them that you got this at the motel’s gift shop.
15. AllenApotheca Moria Rose Christmas Tree Topper
Have Moira Rose in her wedding officiant finery top your tree this season. Pre-order now for November delivery.
16. MariaDesignShopArt ICON Sweatshirt
Dan Levy wore the DSQUARED sweater on the show, and you can wear this style twin (and easy care) loose cut sweatshirt.
17. SignsFromAboveDesigns Schitt’s Creek 4-Piece Stemless Wineglass Set
Use these stemless wine glasses while toasting in the New Year.
18. Poster Foundry Cafe Tropical Mug
Shhh, no one saw you swipe the mug off the table when the waitress wasn’t looking. You’re good.
19. Couya Stainless Steel Smooth Gold Tone Cuffs
Moira Rose and oversized cuffs go (ahem) hand in hand. Every Moira in your life could use these gold-toned beauties.
20. Vinyl By Susan “I Have Asked You Thrice Now” Flour Sack Tea Towel
Why won’t anyone bring the poor woman a towel?
21. Amazon Essentials Lightweight Flannel Plaid Shirt
Cozy flannel shirts were the backbone, okay, the everything of Stevie’s wardrobe. Stevie fans would love this shirt, which is also perfect for your next Schitt’s Creek costume.
22. Sterling Forever Long Medallion With Fringe & Turquoise Beads Necklace
In almost every episode of Schitt’s Creek, Alexis Rose wore flowy, boho-style clothes and accessorized them with long statement necklaces. This filigree circle of prettiness wouldn’t look out of place in Alexis’s wardrobe; wrap it up for your own boho beauty.
23. Tee Public “Disgruntled Pelican” T-Shirt
Wear one of the best phrases to come out of Schitt’s Creek. It’s unisex and comes in 25 colors.
24. “Ew, David” Unisex T-Shirt
Hmm, actually, maybe this phrase is better? And this unisex tee shirt comes in sizes XS to 6XL.
25. SOJOS White Sunglasses
See the world through David Rose’s eyes. These sunnies block 100% of both UVA and UVB radiation and are UV400 rated.
26. StartOfSummerDesign David Rose Sweater Collection Print
A record of the most fabulous sweaters David Rose wore on the show, you get four digital downloads for the price of one, as the package contains the print in the following sizes: 8 x 10 inches, 8.5″ x11 inches, 11 x 17 inches and 18 x 24 inches. Simply print it out on card stock, and now you can have a little bit of David in every room. Frame not included.
27. La Carrie Faux Fur Hat
A style twin to the one Moira Rose wore in Schitt’s Creek. Made of faux fur, it has a quilted interior. It’s one size fits most.
28. Neoviva Apron
Is it me, or does this apron look like Joceylyn’s kitchen?
29. Bienvenu Wide Brim Wool Floppy Hat
Alexis Rose lived for floppy hats. This Schitt’s Creek gift is perfect for anyone who channels her style. This wool hat comes in 15 hues.
30. KAPUCTW Women’s Rose Apothecary Tee
This is a perfect gift for the women in your life who enjoy artisanal goods.
31. L’Vow Feather Harness Necklace
If one is going to channel Moira’s style, one must go big, very big! This necklace is made with black feathers that are attached to a black lace choker. It’s a perfect gag gift, and it will also be the perfect touch on your Moira Rose costume.
32. Rosebud Motel Unisex Lightweight Hoodie
Stay warm in this cuddly hoodie.
33. Sugar Valley Prints Schitt’s Creek Notepad | Schitt List Notepad
The notepad is 4 inches by 8.5 inches with 50 pages per notepad. Let David help keep you organized.
34. Tee Public Your Goods Schitt’s Creek Larry Air Pin
This is a Schitt’s Creek deep cut, but true fans will get the reference.
35. Beekman 1802 Rose Apothecary Gift Set
Give them a treasure trove of Rose Apothecary gifts. Inside the box are four gifts: lip balm, votive candle, body milk and soap. Available for sale on November 11, 2021.
36. Keel Farms Keel & Curley Winery Taste the Blues Blueberry Wine Collection
For Fans of Herb Ertlinger Winery
Keel Farms’ Keel & Curley Winery is much better than Herb Ertlinger’s Winery. This company started as a plant nursery and turned into a u-pick blueberry farm in Plant City, Florida. In 2003, Joe Keel, the owner, decided to make blueberry wine with his end-of-season crop. It was such a success that the Keel & Curley Winery was born. Years later, they also make cider, ale and wine in addition to fruit wine. This Taste, the Blues Blueberry Wine Collection, contains four bottles of wine — Dry Blueberry, Semi-Dry Blueberry, Sweet Blueberry, and Gulfcoast Blueberry. It’s made with 100% blueberries.
Rewatch your favorite episodes of the show with your bestie and a nice glass of refreshing fruit wine. Honestly, it’s one of the best Schitt’s Creek gifts in the world.
37. Schitt’s Creek Devotional Candles
David, Alexis, Johnny and Moira Rose each adorn seven-day devotional candles and give any room a special glow.
38. The Crows Have Eyes Red Tote Bag
Tell ’em it came from the movie premiere’s gift bag. This oversized tote bag is made from 100% natural cotton canvas processed AZO-Free, with no hazardous chemicals.
39. Modern Darlin Fold In the Cheese Wooden Spoons
These 12-inch wooden spoons can be given as a hostess gift or kept in your own kitchen.
40. All Things Hip and Cool Rosebud Motel Shot Glass
Raise a glass to the coming year with this red printed shot glass.
41. FunnyPhotoshops Moira Rose Classical Painting Poster
World-famous Moira Rose has been reimagined as a Regency war hero. The poster ranges in size from 5″ by 7″ to 24″ x 36″. Frame not included.
42. CultureFly Schitt’s Creek Unisex No Show Ankle Socks Set
Keep everyone’s feet warm this winter with this six-piece Schitt’s Creek unisex no-show socks set. Each pair of no-show socks references a Schitt’s Creek business.
43. OiOi Rosebud Motel Face Mask
When you wear this two-layer face mask, you’re helping Johnny and Stevie get clients for the motel. It’s washable and has an adjustable earloop.
44. Momol Sideways Initial Necklace
Wow, it really looks a little bit Alexis. This 18K gold plated sideways initial necklace also comes in every letter of the alphabet.
45. Chaboukie Jazzagals Classic Mug
This mug commemorates your favorite all-female choir’s live shows! It has the names of every member of the vocal group.
46. WildAloofPrinting “The Crows Have Eyes 3” Unisex T-Shirt
Movie fans can always use another Moira Rose cinematic hit T-shirt in their closet. It comes in four colors, and sizes range from small to 3XL.
47. Red Bubble “Positively Bedeviled With Meetings” Notebook
Speaking of Moira, keep all your meetings and notes organized in this 120-page spiral notebook. It even has an inside pocket to hold important papers.
48. Aniwon Vintage Black Lace Necklace
Here is another bauble for the Moira Rose in your life.
49. Schitt’s Creek Elmdale College Unisex Sweatshirt
Show off your collegiate pride with this unisex sweatshirt that comes from the show’s official store.
50. Schitt’s Creek Rose Video Mug
Raise your mug to Johnny Rose’s entrepreneurial spirit.
51. ITV Ventures Schitt’s Creek 2022 Wall Calendar
It comes with September through December 2021 calendar pages, so you can use it the moment you get it.
52. Venus Floral Maxi Dress
Boho babes like Alexis Rose love flowy, floral maxis. This lightweight dress reminds the recipient that spring is just around the corner.
53. Culture Fly Rosebud Motel Ball Cap
Fairweather or foul, the Rosebud Motel keeps you dry. Well, at least their hat will make sure your hair stays dry.
54. Cate & Chloe 18K White Gold Plate Tennis Bracelet
Alexis Rose always loved a bit of sparkle. Why not give your Alexis this gold-plated tennis bracelet that Alexis would love.
55. Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek Moira
Dare you put tiny Moira Rose on your desk?
56. Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek Johnny Rose
Don’t make Moira feel lonely! Pick up Johnny Rose to keep her company.
57. CaptivatingCraftCo David Rose 2021 Tree Ornament
Have David Rose bring his unique form of holiday cheer to your tree.
58. Olive and Cocoa Raven Noir Scarf
Oversized, lightweight, flirty and floaty, one could see this on Moira’s shoulders and wafting slightly in the wind while she walks. Black and white ravens and skulls populate this soft woven scarf. It arrives in a ribbon bedecked wooden crate.
59. Rosebud Motel Key Chain
PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER
Never lose your keys again, thanks to this RoseBud Motel keychain. You know what they say, “Follow us on Tweeters!”
60. Venus Hooded Wrap Plus Size Coat
Your Moira can make an entrance in this wool-blend coat.
61. Helen Foster Design Set of Two Oven Mitts Fold in The Cheese
Pretend these two quilted oven mitts are Moira and David. They’ll help you out in the kitchen … just keep them away from cheese.
62. Metoni DON’T David Rose UnisexT-Shirt
Like the one that David Rose wore walking around Schitt’s Creek, if it’s good enough for Dan Levy, it’s good enough for your friends.
63. Schitt’s Creek Rosebud Motel and Note Pad Set
Give them the matching Rosebud Motel and notepad set for the holidays. This duo looks like you swiped it from the show, and we absolutely love it. Grab one for all of the Schitt’s Creek fans on your holiday shopping list!
64. Venus High-Low Faux Leather Trench
Moira Rose’s outerwear always made a statement; give this to your Moira so she can catch looks.
65. Alexis Rose Laptop Skin
Keep a reminder of Alexis Rose’s positivity with you every day when you use this laptop skin. It comes in sizes covering everything from a Surface to PC laptops to a Macbook Pro Retina 15 inch.
66. Flyonce Rhinestone Statement Necklace
All that’s needed is something white and shiny to go with it. Honestly, it’s a toss-up, as both the Alexis and the Moiras in your life would love it.
67. LA Shirts Unisex Jazzagals Tee
When wearing this unisex tee, the recipient could mention off-handedly that they were a background singer in the group … you know, the ones that kept harmony.
68. Youzey Delicate Twist Hoop Earrings
Where would Alexis be without her hoops? Give a pair to yours. These are lightweight twisted hoops in gold-tone metal. Size is 1 3/16 inches x 1 3/16 inches and approximately 0.75 inches in diameter.
69. Helen Foster Design Schitt’s Creek Sweatshirt
The philosophy of Schitt’s Creek on a comfy unisex sweatshirt.
70. Versatshirts Ew, David Sweatshirt
Say, “Ew, David” in seven different colored sweatshirts — one for every day of the week.
71. Pop Threads Rosebud Hotel Long Sleeve Tee Shirt
This unisex long sleeve tee also comes in red.
72. Banks Journal Men’s Leopard Print Sweater
David Rose wore a Saint Laurent leopard print sweater; this rayon-blend one is much less.
73. Tee Public DHirsch18 Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines Pin
Wear it to remind yourself of Moira Rose’s love of all things wine.
74. Keel Farms Raspberry Rose
This Tampa Bay winery is debuting its raspberry rose just in time for the holidays! Their wines are much tastier than Herb’s. Hand-poured and made in Astoria, Oregon, this 9-ounce heirloom rose scented soy candle burns for around 50 hours. It’s packaged in a gift box.
75. Funko Pop! The Crows Have Eyes 3-Moira
Brand new for this season! Target has the exclusive Moira Rose in her comeback movie role!
76. NMR Distribution Schitt’s Creek 1000 Piece Puzzle
A huge photo collage that’s also a puzzle. Made with tons of snapshots, this will keep anyone busy for hours.
77. Red Bubble Schitt’s Creek Alexis Rose Sticker
What a great stocking stuffer.
78. Minor Less Best Wishes Warm Regards Doormat
Setting the tone for visitors wanted and un.
79. DottiesDaintyDesigns Schitt’s Creek Face Mask
Emblazoned with one of the best phrases of the show, this face mask has an adjustable noseband and ear loops. There’s a slot for a filter, and it’s washable and reusable.
80. OneCapsule Cafe Tropical Baseball Shirt
Just like the one David wore in the show.
81. Hat Attack Lux Ava Wide Brim Fedora
Ever wondered how and where Alexis stored all those hats? We do too. Give your Alexis a chic velour fedora that’s been hand-blocked in the Bronx, New York. It comes in 10 variations.
82. Funko Pop! Schitt’s Creek – Alexis Rose
It’s always “a little bit Alexis” when she’s around.
83. Tee Public JKWatson5 Elect Moira Rose Campaign Button
Help get out the vote! Support Moira for public office.
84. Tee Public Sally Said Sweetly Moira’s Wigs (Schitt’s Creek) T-Shirt
All her wigs in one place in a tee that fits guys and Jazza-gals.
85. Beekman 1802 Rose Apothecary Lip Balm
This lip balm is so good; it has its own fan club. Beekman 1802 Rose Apothecary lip balm contains goat’s milk and botanicals.
86. “The Yummy Recipes from Schitt’s Creek: The Food From the Cafe Tropical”
Author Johny Bomer recreated all the treats from the cafe. This cookbook has over 30 recipes of everything the Rose’s enjoyed while eating at the cafe. The 86-page paperback book is also illustrated.
87. The Quintessential Hostess Moira Fold in the Cheese Bamboo Cutting Board
This 9-inch by 15-inch bamboo cutting board holds a lot of cheese.
88. Brighter Homes Pick 3 Schitt’s Creek Kitchen Towels
Choose any of the 26 designs to create a three Schitt’s Creek kitchen towel set to give or get.
89. N.A. Waterman Blissful Headband
Does anyone you know emulating Alexis Rose’s style? They’ll love this sterling silver and Swarovski crystal hairband. It can convert into a necklace.
90. Nonchalance Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt
This sweatshirt looks exactly like the one David wore in the show. It’s unisex and also comes in three other colors.
91. The Goods – I Like The Wine … Coasters Set of 4
Handmade for you in 14 to 21 days. Made from 100% acrylic, buy this warm wrap for your festival gal who looks up to Alexis.
92. Shop Amanda Jane Best Wishes Warmest Regards Set of Two Keychains
One for you, one for your bestie.
93. Schitt’s Creek Shop Unisex Pride T-Shirt
Be proud with this unisex T-shirt.
94. Schitt’s Creek Patrick Mug
Underneath Patrick’s photo is the phrase, “you know, it’s just pretentious enough.” This mug has a wraparound print and is dishwasher safe.
95. Schitt’s Creek Jocelyn Mug
If there’s going to be a Patrick mug, then it’s only fair to have a Jocelyn Mug. The kind-hearted mayor’s wife could use a little love. Dishwasher safe too.
96. TCombo Lightning Bolts David Rose Star Schitt’s Creek Sweatshirt
Yes, yes, we all want David Rose’s sweaters … here’s a very cool facsimile. Who wouldn’t want to find this under the tree or by the menorah this year?
97. The Goods- Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Throw
Toss this on your couch or bed. Made from fluffy polyester fleece, you can toss it in the wash.
98. Blue Sky Jane Gifts Moira Rose Smile Face Mask
Wear Moira without any icky connotations. It comes with one filter. Reusable and washable.
99. Schitt’s Creek Gift Ideas – David & Alexis Mugs
This big 11-ounce mug has Alexis on one side, and David’s on the reverse.
100. Wind Song by Gafney A Little Bit Alexis Unisex Tee Shirt
Team Alexis? This soft combed cotton unisex is definitely for them.
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