The 15 Weirdest Things SPY Readers Have Purchased This Week on Amazon

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Not to be judgemental or anything, but, y’all weird.

Recently, we’ve noticed a lot of you guys snagging some . . . interesting stuff on Amazon. No tea no shade or whatever, but some of the purchases genuinely shocked us.

Don’t get us wrong, we buy weird shit too. In the world of Amazon, how could you not? Sometimes we see something and think “why not own it for the sheer fact of owning it?” With that being said, one of our e-commerce editors, Tyler Schoeber, recently purchased a doll wig. Seems normal, right? Maybe he’s got a doll-making hobby.

Wrong. It was not normal. He glued it to the top of a watermelon Four Loko to use as decoration in his room.

We don’t know why you guys purchased these things, but hey, we don’t need to. We just have a record that you did and we felt it was way too comedic not to share.

Without further ado, check out the weirdest things SPY users purchased this past week.